Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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