We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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