Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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