That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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