Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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