This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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