was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.