found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips