I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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