Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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