Plan B is the new Plan A
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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