tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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