it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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