Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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