my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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