They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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