His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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