I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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