yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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