If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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