wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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