Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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