Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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