You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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