what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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