I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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