Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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