we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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