Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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