I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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