Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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