Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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