yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants