dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay