You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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