I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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