Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
from now on my penis is your penis
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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