i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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