Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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