We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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