I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
my liver is dry heaving
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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