oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Randomize
