i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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