I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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