so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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