I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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