...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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