Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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