Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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