I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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