your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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