I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Shame is for Republicans.
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