He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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