Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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