He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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