it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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