Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Your penis caused this!
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