tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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