is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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